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Topic: British millionaire marries dolphin
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Hephaestion
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posted 01 January 2006 11:39 PM
No, really!
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Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
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And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
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"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
From: goodbye... :-( | Registered: Dec 2003
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HeywoodFloyd
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posted 01 January 2006 11:45 PM
Well it is a same-sex marriage.edited to add oops, it isn't. Well who the hell names a boy dolphin Cindy??!! [ 01 January 2006: Message edited by: HeywoodFloyd ]
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Hephaestion
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posted 02 January 2006 01:58 AM
From the book, "Disorder In The Court." This was said in open court, word for word:
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Q: On the morning of July 25th, did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cow shed?
A: I did.
Q: As a result, you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?
A: I did.
Q: And did you observe anything?
A: I did. [Witness remains silent.]
Q: Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?
A: I saw George.
Q: You saw George -------, the defendant in this case?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you tell the Court what George ------- was doing?
A: Yes. [Witness remains silent.]
Q: Well, would you kindly do so?
A: He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks.
Q: His "thing"?
A: You know... his thing. His di-- I mean, his penis.
Q: You passed by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?
A: Yes.
Q: Did you say anything to him?
A: Of course I did!
Q: What did you say to him?
A: Morning, George.
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