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fern hill
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posted 13 August 2005 03:02 PM      Profile for fern hill        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A continuation of this thread, prompted by a front-page story in today's Glob.

I read most of the old thread, but I don't think this came up.

Quote from Glob: 'Not all procedures are even surgical. On the recommendation of a friend, Katia Neves came to Dr Matlock for the doctor's so-called G-shot, an $1,800 collagen-based injection in her G-spot that he says amplifies orgasms and lasts for months.'

Yowza!


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skdadl
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posted 13 August 2005 03:05 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

I was amused to see the Grope finally catching up to babble ... several months late, but hey! better late than never, eh?


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Nikita
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posted 13 August 2005 03:15 PM      Profile for Nikita     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by fern hill:
Quote from Glob: 'Not all procedures are even surgical. On the recommendation of a friend, Katia Neves came to Dr Matlock for the doctor's so-called G-shot, an $1,800 collagen-based injection in her G-spot that he says amplifies orgasms and lasts for months.'

Yowza!


Oh holy Jeevus. I seriously hope that if I was ever contemplating spending $1800 for a collagen injection into my G-spot someone would slap me. I mean a real good bitch slap that would bring me to my senses. *shudder* The ways people waste their money is unbelievable to me.


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gunnar gunnarson
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posted 13 August 2005 03:29 PM      Profile for gunnar gunnarson     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Another example of The Glib's long sad decline under little eddie. He's probably giggling about getting the word "vagina" into a headline on the front page, and next Saturday he'll take 30 inches on page 2 to congratulate himself.

There's a long list of really fine reporters -- Jill Mahoney's just one of them -- who are being wasted on this kind of shite.

[ 13 August 2005: Message edited by: gunnar gunnarson ]


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belva
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posted 15 August 2005 05:38 PM      Profile for belva     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:

Oh holy Jeevus. I seriously hope that if I was ever contemplating spending $1800 for a collagen injection into my G-spot someone would slap me. I mean a real good bitch slap that would bring me to my senses. *shudder* The ways people waste their money is unbelievable to me.


Wow, I join you! I mean for that amount of money you could change a lot more significant things, if you had a problem & a need.

And think about what kind of vibrator you could buy with $1800!!

Or $1800 would sure buy a great bed for me & my sweetie!


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Mr. Magoo
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posted 15 August 2005 05:41 PM      Profile for Mr. Magoo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It would make a nice ironic door prize for the annual BWAGA Ball and Cotillion though.
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belva
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posted 15 August 2005 05:46 PM      Profile for belva     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The vibrator or the money?
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Mr. Magoo
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posted 15 August 2005 05:48 PM      Profile for Mr. Magoo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The free amped-up G-spot. Note that I'm going for the O. Henry ending here.
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belva
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posted 15 August 2005 06:11 PM      Profile for belva     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh, Mr Magoo, you're s-o-o-o-o romantic!
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Debra
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posted 15 August 2005 09:37 PM      Profile for Debra   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Magoo:
The free amped-up G-spot. Note that I'm going for the O. Henry ending here.


As in OOOOOHHHH HENRY!!!!!!!! ?


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obscurantist
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posted 16 August 2005 02:20 AM      Profile for obscurantist     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
As in The Gifts of the Vagi.

[rrrrghh... did I really just say that?]


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belva
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posted 16 August 2005 09:43 AM      Profile for belva     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

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skdadl
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posted 16 August 2005 09:46 AM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
But we have boys in BWAGA. What if one of them won?
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Mr. Magoo
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posted 16 August 2005 10:04 AM      Profile for Mr. Magoo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
They get a designer vagina installed in the hand of their choice. Great for solitary fun. Also for holding a fishing rod.
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skdadl
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posted 16 August 2005 10:06 AM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This is making me think of Senor Wences:


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anne cameron
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posted 16 August 2005 12:25 PM      Profile for anne cameron     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Isn't he the one who said "open the..."

1800 to enhance the "O" spot...lasts for months... the thought of an orgasm which lasts for months makes me fear for the future of civilization as we think we know it... how would the typists type (or keyboard) or..think of a nation where every woman is in the throes of orgasm for months at a time...with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing (orgasmically) in the background and ...


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belva
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posted 16 August 2005 12:33 PM      Profile for belva     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Wonder how I would do in a week long jury trial if I was in the middle of . . .

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bigcitygal
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posted 16 August 2005 06:23 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Nothing could be finer
Than to de-sign a vagina
In the Mor-or-or-ning.

P.S. to anne cameron: An orgasm that lasts a week? Where do I sign up?


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Michelle
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posted 16 August 2005 08:36 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ha! Did you see RB's post in the other thread, or are you and he sharing a brain, BCG?

quote:
Originally posted by RB:
Nothing could be finer than a Dr. Jones vagina in the morning
No one could be sweeter than my sweetie when I eat her in the morning
Where the morning glories twine around the door
Whispering pretty stories I long to hear once more
Stroking on my girlie where the dew is pearly early in the morning
Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each buttercup at dawning
If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than a Dr. Jones vagina in the morning


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bigcitygal
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posted 16 August 2005 10:09 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No I didn't! But what a concept, the mind meld!
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