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West Coast Tiger
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posted 24 September 2005 12:59 AM      Profile for West Coast Tiger     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I just stumbled upon it while checking out gag sites. But this is so far over the top it makes my jaw it the floor!

Go to the site. Choose your player and speed. Then watch.
WARNING: You should be 18 years or over to see this.


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Ken Burch
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posted 24 September 2005 02:44 AM      Profile for Ken Burch     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's a real PPV(pay for view)and Internet program wherein all-female(or all-male)news teams report the news whilst undressing.

Compared with other things available on TV and the Net, it is rather mild, actually.

And a person would have to seek it out, rather than run across it by accident, to actually be exposed(no pun intended)to it.


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West Coast Tiger
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posted 24 September 2005 03:16 AM      Profile for West Coast Tiger     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No.. I really stumbled upon it when I was hunting for political comedy at aboutdotcom. It shocked me! I have never even heard of this before. SEE! Look in the column labeled "news" under the n's.

But I will tell you this much: I do think it's rather degrading to women in this profession. Many women (a couple I know even) are trying to be taken seriously in the journalism profession. It's rather sad that even in journalism, women can be used as a token sex symbol. Maybe I am taking it too seriously because I've seen the struggles of female journalists, but it does play on my "morally correct strings" somewhat.

And yes, you are quite right that there is a 'male naked news room', too. I missed that.

[ 24 September 2005: Message edited by: West Coast Tiger ]


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Hinterland
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posted 24 September 2005 11:11 AM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
CityTv carried The Naked News a while back (I remember staying up past midnight or so to catch it the first time). Talk about booooring. The news stories were bland, as was the stripping.

Personally, I thought it was the dumbest thing. As performance art, it might have worked...once. After that, it was just dull.

I'm a simple man, with simple tastes. I want my porno to be explicit and focussed (although fairly mainstream...no outrageous kinkiness, please) and I want my news informative and relevant.


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posted 24 September 2005 12:22 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OUTtv carries a weekly version of "Naked News Daily Male"

http://www.outtv.ca/prog/nakednews.asp

Former Canadian Alliance leadership candidate Enza "Supermodel" Anderson is one of their correspondents (clothed). This should be welcome news to Peter Kent, as proof one can have a media career after involvement with that party.


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posted 24 September 2005 12:36 PM      Profile for chubbybear        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by West Coast Tiger:
I just stumbled upon it while checking out gag sites.
I don't think we need to know about where you purchase your S&M paraphanalia, thank you.

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Ken Burch
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posted 25 September 2005 04:55 AM      Profile for Ken Burch     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Aw c'mon, don't you want West Coast Tiger to show you the ropes...and the chains...and the handcuffs?
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West Coast Tiger
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posted 25 September 2005 06:51 AM      Profile for West Coast Tiger     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How did you know?! That's my private collection and I'm not discussing it here, thank you very much.

I think I took the whole "Naked News thing" too seriously. Just the frame of mood I was in yesterday. It is all rather silly, I guess.


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West Coast Tiger
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posted 25 September 2005 06:53 AM      Profile for West Coast Tiger     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Hinterland:
I'm a simple man, with simple tastes. I want my porno to be explicit and focussed (although fairly mainstream...no outrageous kinkiness, please) and I want my news informative and relevant.

Hinterland, I think this is the most shocking post of yours I've read to date!


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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 08:57 AM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've said waaaay worse things. I got suspended for one of them...*blush*
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'lance
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posted 25 September 2005 04:52 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
I got suspended ...

I don't think we need to know about what you do with your S&M paraphanalia, thank you.


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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 04:59 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*snick*
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Raos
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posted 25 September 2005 05:26 PM      Profile for Raos     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Now I'm curious what it was that you said, Hinterland. Is a link forthcoming?
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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 05:29 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Changing the subject radically...So, Harper...really bad hair, eh?
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posted 25 September 2005 05:32 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You were suspended, Hinterland? If I had known that, I would have gone out on a sympathy strike with you. I've done that before, and boy, is it ever painful, but I would.
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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 05:55 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You know, I'm starting to think no one really knows/cares whether I'm here or not.

And YES, it hurts!!! *sob*

...


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Boom Boom
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posted 25 September 2005 06:01 PM      Profile for Boom Boom     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've been here nine months and never once suspended... what do I have to do to get noticed?
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Stephen Gordon
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posted 25 September 2005 06:10 PM      Profile for Stephen Gordon        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, you can get yourself catapulted into space wearing assless chaps, as Hinterland did in this thread. That'll make people sit up and take notice.
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posted 25 September 2005 06:13 PM      Profile for slimpikins     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Well, you can get yourself catapulted into space wearing assless chaps, as Hinterland did in this thread. That'll make people sit up and take notice.

Is there any other kind?


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skdadl
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posted 25 September 2005 06:15 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Thank you, Stephen. That was worth a resurrection. Or a resection. Or at least a catapulting.
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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 06:19 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Let me see...Stephen is furiously googling "babble" and "hinterland" trying to find the juicy utterance that resulted in my suspension?

...Just a guess.


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Stephen Gordon
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posted 25 September 2005 06:20 PM      Profile for Stephen Gordon        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
As if that image could ever be scrubbed from my retinas...
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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 06:24 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Alright. Enough. I won the "Best Ass Award" when I worked at Ontario Place many years ago. I have what my friends call a "class ass." A bubble butt non-pareil, A posterior whose sublime perfection...

...oh, who am I kidding? The bloom is definitely off that rose.

[ 25 September 2005: Message edited by: Hinterland ]


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Stephen Gordon
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posted 25 September 2005 06:29 PM      Profile for Stephen Gordon        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just to put things in perspective:

a) I'm older than you.
b) I'm a freaking economics professor.

I see your wilted rose and raise you a beer belly.


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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 06:38 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, well...even more tragic. Do you know what happens to fairly muscular men who have big chests and broad shoulders, somewhere around the age of 40?

Uh-huh, that's right....Man Boobs. And not just those little, droopy titties skinny guys get...we're talking gazongas!

Oy. And it's going to get worse.


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Stephen Gordon
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posted 25 September 2005 06:41 PM      Profile for Stephen Gordon        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Let us not speak of that.
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skdadl
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posted 25 September 2005 06:43 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ah ... no. I'd better not.
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Stephen Gordon
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posted 25 September 2005 06:45 PM      Profile for Stephen Gordon        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Psst - Boom Boom: If you want attention drawn to yourself, this is how it's done. No-one who's read this thread is going to forget the spectacle of two men recounting the horrors of what happens to their bodies as they hit their forties anytime soon.

No matter how hard they try...


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Hinterland
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posted 25 September 2005 06:46 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Better not what, Skdadl? Lend me a brassiere? Got that covered.

It's not so bad. It's opened up new avenues for wardrobe, if anything.

[ 25 September 2005: Message edited by: Hinterland ]


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posted 25 September 2005 06:55 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No, Hinterland ... *sniff* ... It's not that. *sniff*

It's my own wee boyish figure. All those years when they might have been useful, y'know ... And now they turn up? Or down, actually, more's the truth. *sniff*

But don't mind me. Just go on agonizing about turning forty. I'm fine; really, I am. *sniff*


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posted 25 September 2005 07:05 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, I turned 40 three years ago, and the absurdity of it all is just catching up to me.

But, I'll be sensitive. Stephen and I can talk about hair moving from places where it should be (the head) to where it shouldn't be (the ears and back). I'm lucky in that respect so far, no back hair, and a coiffe like a hat, if I don't keep it trimmed. Weird thing about the eyebrows, though...I have these horse-hairs growing out them now and have to actually trim them...

Now, as pertains to kidney area fat, loss of waist, and the dreaded old man smell, there are several points on which I'd like to touch...

...ok, I'll stop.


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posted 25 September 2005 07:11 PM      Profile for skdadl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hair? Waaaaah.

How's your nose so far?


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posted 25 September 2005 07:14 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Gray nostril hairs. Need I say more?
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posted 25 September 2005 07:56 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Do you know what happens to fairly muscular men who have big chests and broad shoulders, somewhere around the age of 40?

(emphasis added)

A-hem.

Let me just say -- not from personal experience (scroll down).

(And I don't know when the feminism forum became the place for nonsense threads, but if it comes to a choice between closing and moving this one, could it be moved, please?)

[ 25 September 2005: Message edited by: 'lance ]


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posted 25 September 2005 08:00 PM      Profile for Hinterland        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh, gosh...I didn't even noticed that.
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posted 25 September 2005 08:22 PM      Profile for Reality. Bites.        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Hinterland:
Alright. Enough. I won the "Best Ass Award" when I worked at Ontario Place many years ago. I have what my friends call a "class ass." A bubble butt non-pareil, A posterior whose sublime perfection...

...oh, who am I kidding? The bloom is definitely off that rose.


All that AND it smelled like a rose?


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posted 25 September 2005 09:32 PM      Profile for razy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
well.they gotta be brave to get up and talk about news while standing half naked.they talk about skin and other body subjests mostly.but.im not one for looking at nude wemen doing news.if they put in clothes.it would be more respectable.but for now.i think ill stick with CNN and other news on the television.
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posted 25 September 2005 09:49 PM      Profile for Boom Boom     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've never seen Naked News, but I once saw a cooking show on my satellite programming that featured a man and woman cooking while naked, except for their aprons. One of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
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posted 25 September 2005 09:56 PM      Profile for Boom Boom     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Originally posted by Stephen Gordon:
[QB]Well, you can get yourself catapulted into space wearing assless chaps, as Hinterland did

Uh, never mind....


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Bacchus
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posted 26 September 2005 12:24 PM      Profile for Bacchus     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I know the 2 anchors for naked news. One is a intelligent sophisticated witty woman, the other is dumber than a brick
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posted 26 September 2005 02:47 PM      Profile for Crippled_Newsie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Bacchus:
I know the 2 anchors for naked news. One is a intelligent sophisticated witty woman, the other is dumber than a brick

That's a typical breakdown for anchors who wear clothes, as well.


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posted 26 September 2005 02:48 PM      Profile for Bacchus     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good point
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posted 26 September 2005 03:19 PM      Profile for Crippled_Newsie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
----How My First View of Canada Made me Gay----

The year was 1972; I was seven years old. I awoke in a Toronto hotel after a long train ride from Windsor.

Mom and Dad were having a room-service supper, and I switched on the TV. There, a mostly naked man was cavorting onstage, singing, apparently. I believe I must have cried out because Mom leapt up to switch off that smut... smut, I tell you!

I was forever changed.

----Fin----


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