We demand you halt and desist in propagating these messages. Failure to do so will result in something unpleasant. We don't know what. But it will be unpleasant. How unpleasant? Think coming home from a long vacation and discovering you had forgot to put out the trash containing leftovers unpleasant. If that is not unpleasant enough for you, we can be more unpleasant. We represent a large group of very unpleasant people.

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Like finally getting to third base with your girlfriend and finding out you have A LOT more in common than you thought.

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Yes, that kind of unpleasant. Are you a member of our organization. Would you like to be?

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bL, are you feeling unwelcome? Because we can address that condition ...

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Yes, that kind of unpleasant. Are you a member of our organization. Would you like to be?

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Well, that would be the most unpleasant now would'nt it?

damn flood control

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Mandos especially says I'm not relevant.

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Pleasant or unpleasant: well, that's another hard one for me, because it can be pleasant in different kinds of ways, y'know? There's the straightforward way, and then there's the schadenfreude kind of way, and then there are the other ways. It's like, um -- ah, what was the question?

bein' Lucid seen here...
and it's leader seen here...
have made a new bot that will moderate us babblers, the moderaters, and also moderate the moderaters moderating the posts (say THAT 12 times fast).
The bot is seen here...
If found guilty of using the coded messages entiled Damn Flood Control this second bot seen here... will deal with them accordingly.

This message will self-dustruct in 5...4...3...2...1 BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM
Damn flood control

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All enquiries about our organization should be directed toward our leader. but I warn you, she is a very, very unpleasant person. Michelle, these people have questions.

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I mean, deeply opposed though I remain on principled and ideological grounds to his worldview, I will admit to having felt some grudging admiration at first for a worthy opponent. But just look at what's happened to this thread. I thought he'd been delegated to impose some discipline: you call this disciplined? It's wandering all over the place ...

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Hey, can I help it if I can type over 80 wpm and I'm on a cable modem?

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I hear you, sister. Being a former secretary seems to be a liability around here.

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Sixty Minute Man; what no foreplay?

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O plenty of foreplay -- tho' it's not always required .

"It ain't what you do/it's the way that you do it/that's what gets results."

Whatever happened to Bananarama, anyway? Ahead of their time, I say.

You call yourselves revolutionaries? Revolutionaries do not care about typing speed.
Revolutionaries concern themselves with greater issues like flood control.

I have warned the battle authorities about this flood control to no avail. They pretend they do not hear. Now it is time for a taste of the unpleasantness that will follow if action is not taken immediately.

The following unpleasantness is only mildly unpleasant. Unpleasant enough to get the attention of the babble authorities. Not so unpleasant as to wreak permanent damage.

Beware the unpleasantness:

Best part -- his "I! Don't! Speak! Every! Word! Like! A! Sentence!" Brought the house down.

One of my favorite Shatner times was when he was on SNL and told all the Trekkies at the convention to "get a life". I'll bet he got some flak for that one.

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('lance, Cleo Laine does a great version of 'taint whatcha do ... Know it?)

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SILENCE! I will not have my employees maligned by the likes of Skdadl. One more outburst like that from you, and I will be forced to hack into babble's administrator function, and program "Disco Duck" to play continuously whenever the babble window is open.

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Bah. And BAH! again, I say. You wouldn't be so tough -- or fascist -- were you not at Queen's.

You're bluffing anyway, and I'm calling it, but even if you're not, bring it on! We're tougher than you, and besides it'll only lead to escalation.

Yes -- I'm coding a virus, which I'll implant in the next PM you get -- not necessarily from me.

The instant you open it, your sound card will cycle randomly among "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I've Got Love In My Tummy)," "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd," (I'm not making that up -- I couldn't), "The Battle of New Orleans," "The Ballad of the Green Berets," and some Britney Spears to be determined later, every time you turn your computer on or off, log onto the net, or even so much as move your mouse.

Now this 'lance threatens the esteemed leader of the movement and this skdadl threatens myself with the terrible torture of tickling. How dare you. You have been warned. We raise the stakes.

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I see your Roger Miller and I raise you a Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias!

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See your Nelson and Iglesias, raise you a Charles Aznavour and a Max Bygraves.

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How dare you speak to the leader like that you babble authoratarian.

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Authoritarian? Rubbish. It's the Babble Authoritories, comfortably ensconced in their Babbleburo, or swanning around on bourgeois water-craft, who have become the authoritarians.

You have been warned. END FLOOD CONTROL NOW!
The following is very, very, very unpleasant. If you are not a babble authority hit your back button now. You have been warned. Very, very, unpleasant.