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Topic: A story to make you think twice about travel to the US
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Doug
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posted 20 November 2007 11:38 AM
Or at least twice about wearing an underwire bra during such travel. It's fortunate that there's no such garment (that I can think of) for men.http://tinyurl.com/yod62n quote:
The guard puts down the wand and starts a thorough manual search. She doesn't ask me to take off my shirt -- though I'd almost rather she did.Instead, she slowly, methodically palpates every millimetre of my underwire, starting with the poky bits under my armpits, making her way around to my sternum, feeling carefully, one presumes, for suspicious lumps or gaps. Next, she takes my two breasts, one in each hand, and weighs them carefully, like a shopper trying to choose the right mangoes. "Balanced," she mutters. "Nice balance."
Eeeeewwwww... 
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Abdul_Maria
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posted 20 November 2007 04:07 PM
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Originally posted by jester:
Self important private security minions saving the planet from terror. Except for the kind the US exports,of course.
what he said ! quote:
Originally posted by Sineed:
Some guys might, on reading this story, start wearing a metal cup to the airport.
gynecomastia has its advantages. once my yoga instructor suggested that i wear a bra. i don't think he was entirely kidding. still, after reading all this, trains and buses sound a lot more appealing. but then - i don't know what security measures are standard on American trains these days.
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