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Topic: Retractible loos
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'lance
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Babbler # 1064
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posted 02 November 2002 10:49 AM
Er... I was actually talking to Westminster city council, scrabble. As we know, they hang quiveringly on my every word and syllable. Sorry to be a trifle telegraphic, there. High technology that even in principle can benefit only half the population, and in practice maybe one-tenth of it... well, what I said. Edited to add: Public toilets in London are, or were, a byword for men having anonymous sex with each other. Doubtless that's why Westminster, in its wisdom, wants these things to be (a) small and (b) retractable. [ November 02, 2002: Message edited by: 'lance ]
From: that enchanted place on the top of the Forest | Registered: Jul 2001
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scrabble
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 2883
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posted 02 November 2002 06:16 PM
One day, a bunch of us - yes, the reg'lar gang - were on our way home from the playground. T (age 6, the oldest) decided he needed to pee, and whipping out his young trusty *ahem,* proceeded to do so against a nearby fence. M (age 4, youngest) decided she should do this too. She flashed down her panties. Proudly, with admirable arc, she stood beside T and peed in lively fashion against the fence. Well. If M could do it, so could I, right? Being irredeemably stupid even then at age 5, I similarly downed panties and dribbled fully (and woe, unstoppably) into both my shoes. *sob*
From: dappled shade in the forest | Registered: Jul 2002
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