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lagatta
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posted 01 November 2002 08:02 PM      Profile for lagatta     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Great idea, but why just for drunken yobs? http://www.guardian.co.uk/flash/0,5860,824329,00.html Public facilities would be nice for seniors, pregnant women, or just those with weak bladders after a long walk in the damp... Guess they are more afraid of the damage done by drunken yobs.

Sorry, as a cat-ownee I can't help thinking of cats and their retractible penises...


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scrabble
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posted 01 November 2002 08:15 PM      Profile for scrabble     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lagatta, I must thank you for providing more nightmare fodder. When I wake up tomorrow morning having dreamt of being trapped in an underground multi-urinal with a bunch of incontinent yobbos as the flat above me is fumigated for cockroaches with zyklonB (as I think you mentioned somewhere else), I will be thinking of you, my dear.

I'm with you, tho: us grils are supposed to do what, here, exactly?! Besides watch and pee ourselves laughing.


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'lance
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posted 01 November 2002 09:10 PM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've said it before and I'll say it again -- ohferfuxaches...
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scrabble
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posted 02 November 2002 01:58 AM      Profile for scrabble     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
...you tawkin tuh me?
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'lance
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posted 02 November 2002 10:49 AM      Profile for 'lance     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Er... I was actually talking to Westminster city council, scrabble. As we know, they hang quiveringly on my every word and syllable. Sorry to be a trifle telegraphic, there.

High technology that even in principle can benefit only half the population, and in practice maybe one-tenth of it... well, what I said.

Edited to add:

Public toilets in London are, or were, a byword for men having anonymous sex with each other. Doubtless that's why Westminster, in its wisdom, wants these things to be (a) small and (b) retractable.

[ November 02, 2002: Message edited by: 'lance ]


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scrabble
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posted 02 November 2002 06:16 PM      Profile for scrabble     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
One day, a bunch of us - yes, the reg'lar gang - were on our way home from the playground.

T (age 6, the oldest) decided he needed to pee, and whipping out his young trusty *ahem,* proceeded to do so against a nearby fence. M (age 4, youngest) decided she should do this too. She flashed down her panties. Proudly, with admirable arc, she stood beside T and peed in lively fashion against the fence.

Well. If M could do it, so could I, right? Being irredeemably stupid even then at age 5, I similarly downed panties and dribbled fully (and woe, unstoppably) into both my shoes.

*sob*


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TommyPaineatWork
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posted 04 November 2002 02:39 AM      Profile for TommyPaineatWork     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
An e-mail was circulated a work a couple of years ago detailing the availability of a device made for women that allowed them to pee standing up like a man. It was in relation to a company camping/canoe trip.

I thought it very odd, to be honest. Why would women need such a thing? Obviously, women have been peeing outside for many thousands of years before the invention of toilets, so why the need for an apparatus?

But then, it kind of dawned on me that peeing in the woods for a woman is a much more involved activity, than it is for men, and that such an apparatus was probably a very good idea.


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swirrlygrrl
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posted 04 November 2002 11:05 AM      Profile for swirrlygrrl     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ah, yes, the Lady P is the device I believe you refer to. I believe that the hose is also long enough to fit down and out of a pant leg, for use if one so desires. Also means we can finally write our names in the snow!
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lagatta
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posted 04 November 2002 11:10 AM      Profile for lagatta     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Of course women have been peeing outside for thousands of years, but that is one of the reasons we tended to wear long skirts instead of trousers in Western cultures at least.

But of course this is still yet another (little) consumer product created to deal with socially-imposed modesty.

I know women who've bought those things to deal with the utter filth of public loos in many places...


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Newtrent63
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posted 18 October 2006 11:00 AM      Profile for Newtrent63     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think it's important to understand the situation in the UK. Local authorities are under no statutory obligation to provide either public toilets or portable urinals. The ones they do provide are basically as a favout to the long suffering public and nothing more. In recent years the number of public facilities in the UK has declined shatply - as councils have looked on closing them as a way of saving money. However I think common sense is beginning to make a comeback and it's slowly being realised that such closures are a false economy.
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