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clersal
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 370

posted 02 August 2003 10:40 PM

> Subject: Single Black Female
>
>
> The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received
an
> enthusiastic response:
>
> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm
> a very
> good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
> riding in
> your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter
> nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
of
> your hand.
> Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door
> when you get home
> from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
> Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
>
> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society
> about an
> 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
>
> Men are so easy.
>
>

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lagatta
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 2534

posted 02 August 2003 11:02 PM

Hilarious, Clersal!

I've got a single black male snuggling up against me - very good looking and charming fellow, name of Renzo.

Perhaps the fact that I'm eating a piece of cheese as I babble MIGHT have something to do with his affection

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clersal
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 370

posted 02 August 2003 11:13 PM

Yeah it is good. I wasn't sure where to put it.

My group are all out. Jerome is probably terrorizing the neighbourhood vermin. If the cat was human he would be on the 'Most Wanted' list.

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nonsuch
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 1402

posted 03 August 2003 01:02 AM

On second thought, the dog story should stand alone.

Well, duh! How many human type females want to go hunting? (Don't knock tooling around the back roads in a pickup until you've tried it.)

[ 03 August 2003: Message edited by: nonesuch ]

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Doug
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Babbler # 44

posted 03 August 2003 01:02 AM

I'm not THAT easy. But then I don't have a pickup truck and don't like hunting.

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redshift
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 1675

posted 03 August 2003 01:06 AM

happiness is a warm puppy

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oldgoat
Moderator
Babbler # 1130

posted 03 August 2003 01:43 AM

quote:
> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

I wonder how many responses there would have been if they had mentioned that the subject had 8 breasts.

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Mr. Magoo
guilty-pleasure
Babbler # 3469

posted 03 August 2003 01:46 AM

I wonder if they'd hand over Daisy if one of the callers said "It's a dog? Oh well, whatever!"?

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clersal
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 370

posted 03 August 2003 10:21 AM

quote:
I wonder how many responses there would have been if they had mentioned that the subject had 8 breasts.

Even more.

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Meowful
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 4177

posted 03 August 2003 12:23 PM

That was too funny!

I wonder if it would work with women?

Single Black Male, will protect you, etc...

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'lance
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 1064

posted 03 August 2003 01:00 PM

Er... not to deny that there's some truth to the subject line. And the story is funny. But ...

< party-pooper mode >

... it looks like a new version of a gag that's been around for several years now.

< /party-pooper mode >

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clersal
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 370

posted 03 August 2003 01:12 PM

Party pooper.

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audra trower williams
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Babbler # 2

posted 03 August 2003 07:48 PM

cute

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