quote:Bats assault Ukrainian city and bite its residents
Tenants should expel uninvited guests from their apartments ASAP, otherwise more bats are likely to appear
Bats have launched an assault on the city of Kharkov in Ukraine. Lately the city residents have filed more complaints of the flying nocturnal mammals that were sneaking into apartments through windows. They even attacked several people. Three people were bitten by bats in Kievski district alone since the beginning of this year. In the light of the above, the city sanitation authorities ordered the housing and communal services personnel to force out the "illegal lodgers" from the attics of multi-storied buildings.
The only experience I've had with bats was in high school, when a family of bats were living in an empty locker. One day someone broke into the locker and whoop! Five bats flew screeching into the crowded hallway.
posted 03 August 2005 08:40 PM
Kharkov was attacked by the bats in Steven Harper's bellfrey!!!!!
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posted 04 August 2005 02:13 PM
I bet Vlad "The Impaler" Putin sent them.
The Russians will wake the fuck up and elect Kasparov in 2008.
Subsequently, Frist/Brownback will get clobberred by Dean/Feingold