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Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous --saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round etal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

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Price is married with three school-aged children.

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I kid you not.

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Originally posted by aka Mycroft:

Dutch Elm disease?
splinters?

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stand a round metal table on its side

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a round metal table

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[ 03 April 2008: Message edited by: martin dufresne ]

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Originally posted by remind:
Actually, one would hope he had his tetnus shot. then of course there is the rust consideration.

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has anyone talked to the table to see what happened?

I hate that these 2 lovers have been seperated by authoritarian thugs.

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wouldn't they be one night stands?

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[ 03 April 2008: Message edited by: Noise ]

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Originally posted by Boarsbreath:
Okay, motion passed.

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