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audra trower williams
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posted 26 January 2004 03:51 PM      Profile for audra trower williams   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Queen Elizabeth the First, you say? Pah! She's got nothing on Sarah Jane Newbury!
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paxamillion
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posted 26 January 2004 03:55 PM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I simply do not have the words to respond to what I just witnessed.
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Mr. Magoo
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posted 26 January 2004 04:02 PM      Profile for Mr. Magoo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Clearly someone who makes quite an issue over a piece of tissue.
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Mycroft_
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posted 26 January 2004 04:08 PM      Profile for Mycroft_     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wonder how the Freedomers would react to that site?
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paxamillion
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posted 26 January 2004 04:09 PM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Anyone want to tell them?
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al-Qa'bong
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posted 26 January 2004 04:27 PM      Profile for al-Qa'bong   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
After a quick glance at that site, I've decided that she oughtn't worry that some cad or bounder will attempt to assault her virtue any time soon.

Her purity shall remain intact.


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Lima Bean
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posted 26 January 2004 04:32 PM      Profile for Lima Bean   Author's Homepage        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The page of ex-boyfriends is pretty interesting.


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paxamillion
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posted 26 January 2004 04:39 PM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Lima Bean:
The page of ex-boyfriends is pretty interesting.

Again, I have no words to respond to what I have just witnessed.


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al-Qa'bong
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posted 26 January 2004 04:41 PM      Profile for al-Qa'bong   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
On second thought, could some smooth operator ply her with drinks and Big Macs in a pre-assault softening-up of her nervous and immune systems before going over the top?
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paxamillion
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posted 26 January 2004 04:43 PM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The horror! The horror!

*dials therapist*


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al-Qa'bong
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posted 26 January 2004 04:47 PM      Profile for al-Qa'bong   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hang on, I got that backwards. The smooth operator would have to be practically legless himself before trying such a dastardly act.

I guess mebbe they'd both have to be bombed.


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audra trower williams
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posted 26 January 2004 04:47 PM      Profile for audra trower williams   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My favourite part were the letters:

quote:
I think you are simply brilliant. I am also waiting till marriage (however, I'm only 14: for me, it's not legal yet) due to religious and moral views. You are a living example that not all virgins are ugly, frigid or lesbians. I read your interview in Bella and you sound really brave after what you have had to put up with (all the abuse, and someone eating your cat) You were right to silence these gossips by going to the doctor and who's laughing now? You, that's who.

Congratulations.

Yours, Louise



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al-Qa'bong
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posted 26 January 2004 04:48 PM      Profile for al-Qa'bong   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
all the abuse, and someone eating your cat

I'm not saying a word....


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paxamillion
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posted 26 January 2004 04:50 PM      Profile for paxamillion   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That's good, because I don't think I can take much more trauma from this thread.
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Kevin
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posted 26 January 2004 04:50 PM      Profile for Kevin   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow. Je n'ai pas des mots pour dire...
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audra trower williams
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posted 26 January 2004 04:52 PM      Profile for audra trower williams   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

GOLD.


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Doug
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posted 26 January 2004 05:04 PM      Profile for Doug   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by al-Qa'bong:

Her purity shall remain intact.

It's certainly in no danger from me. She's not even on my list, were I to have one like her, of people I liked but never kissed.


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audra trower williams
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posted 26 January 2004 05:10 PM      Profile for audra trower williams   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My friend Ally wrote an homage to the "People Sarah Was Fond Of But Never Agreed To Go Out With". SO funny.
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Mandos
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posted 26 January 2004 05:55 PM      Profile for Mandos   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
She seems like a nice, sincere person.
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Willowdale Wizard
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posted 26 January 2004 06:08 PM      Profile for Willowdale Wizard   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
she's a wee bit cute, in a nia vardalos, julia louis-dreyfuss, kind of way.

that being said, the stuff that whomever has put the website together says:

quote:
She also believes Prince Charles and the Queen are right to respect the good Muslims and all people in our country and all countries and knows some Muslims who are also happy living in America.

quote:
Whenever Sarah Jane visits the US a limo is provided to transport her around. The Americans always take good care of her.

not just one millionaire boyfriend, but

quote:
dozens of millionaires

a virgin who is fondling herself on her website:

but finally, something, dear god, anything to salvage from my visit to sarah's site,

quote:
Who do you think are good men out of Winston Churchill, Tony Benn, John Major, and Tony Blair?

quote:
They were and are all good men. All of them helped make Britain Great and I can understand people voting for any of them.

whoo-hoo, virgins for tony benn!


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posted 26 January 2004 06:43 PM      Profile for .     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm pleased to read her new shtick is succeeding, but I knew Sarah Jane before she was a virgin.
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Michelle
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posted 26 January 2004 06:54 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ah, you must be her rejected neighbour!
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Doug
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posted 26 January 2004 07:09 PM      Profile for Doug   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by .:
I'm pleased to read her new shtick is succeeding, but I knew Sarah Jane before she was a virgin.

So....details???


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Newbie
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posted 26 January 2004 07:19 PM      Profile for Newbie     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mycroft:
Wonder how the Freedomers would react to that site?

Several would be very upset that someone like her isn't running for the leadership of the Conservative Party instead of that "harlot" Belinda Stronach.


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Doug
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posted 10 February 2004 05:27 PM      Profile for Doug   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sarah Jane has some competition - for a little while, anyway.
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Michelle
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posted 10 February 2004 06:23 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That belongs in the prostitution thread!

Did you notice what the student union said, that she was setting a "bad example" for other students? What, are they afraid that every female virgin student will do this? And so what if they do? Hell, I'd sell my virginity to pay off my student loans.

...er, wait. That won't work...


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Performance Anxiety
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posted 10 February 2004 06:38 PM      Profile for Performance Anxiety        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Very theatrical! Bravo to Sarah Jane!

[ 10 February 2004: Message edited by: Performance Anxiety ]


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Black Dog
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posted 10 February 2004 07:01 PM      Profile for Black Dog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I wouldn't sleep with anyone who puts music on their Web site. I'm just sayin'.
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Anchoress
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posted 10 February 2004 07:35 PM      Profile for Anchoress     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The creepiest thing was the letters about getting a cervical smear...

And this:

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Sarah Jane lives more like a princess than a Cinderella, and believes that the Bible's warning to beware of inner filth puts things into perspective. She is a non-smoker and was shocked to read recently how common sexual diseases are. She says that it has been pretended many famous people are mad or bad out of jealousy.


Really? She's at least 35 (definitely doesn't look like much of a spring chicken in some of the pics) and she *just* learnt how common sexual diseases are? And she's in *law school*???

And yeah, all famous people are unfairly maligned...*none* of them are mad or bad...


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