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Mexico City - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.

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[ 17 December 2004: Message edited by: Gir Draxon ]

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Originally posted by rasmus raven:
Because beef is the gateway flesh?

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One can laugh, but it is actually very sick. I just hope the homophobes don't latch on to the sicko - remember that Robert Picton's (alleged) depravities involving the opposite sex are every bit as horrific and probably involved far more humans - as do the gruesome murders of young Maquilladora workers in Mexico itself.

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That's Bob in the toaster,
That's Dave in the blen...der...
Oozing in my kitchen,
Trying to heat...up...the stew...
And I don't know if I can do it...
Oh no, I ate too much...
I haven't ate enough...

I thought that I heard you laughing,
I thought that I heard you scream...
I think I thought I saw...you...fry...

(No, I didn't make this up. I heard it ages ago, and RB's post reminded me of it.)

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Bells on Bob's tail ring,
Making spareribs bright;
What fun it is to write and sing
A slaying song to knives.

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This is a mondegreen lyric from snopes.

Although actually that seems to be the most inventive one.

[ 17 December 2004: Message edited by: rasmus raven ]

Black humour is my preferred way of processing news stories like people making a stew out of their boyfriend.

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Originally posted by thwap:

I draw the line at eating my fellow carnivores.

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Vegetarians always seem to have bad complexions and look pale and wan from depriving their bodies of protein.

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Vegetarians always seem to have bad complexions and look pale and wan from depriving their bodies of protein.

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Vegetarians always seem to have bad complexions and look pale and wan from depriving their bodies of protein.

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Some of us vegetarians here here don't find that very comforting.

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Surely you meant to point out that we're all impotent as well.

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1. When cooking humans, the cooking time per pound is about the same as for pork

2. Europeans are apparently "too salty"

He met one guy at the local train station who wanted to be beheaded and eaten - but rejected him because he was too fat! (giving the guy yet another reason to want to die!)

Apparently on a rainy November night he met another guy who responded to his internet ad who wanted to be slaughtered like an animal. So the cannibal guy stripped him naked and drew lines all over his body and wrote in black marker the words you see in old cookbooks which have maps of a cow (ie: shank, tripe, belly, hock, filet etc...) Anyways, the barn where the deed was to be done had no heating and it just got so unseasonably cold and damp that they decided it was just too uncomfortable to go through with the killing and eating, so guess what they did instead?

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BTW: I once read that in a 19th century "cookbook" from the Solomon Islands (where cannibalism was very prevalent)...

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I read somewhere once that Captain Cook's linguist, in translating the term that south seas islanders had for cooked, about-to-be eaten persons, decided that the closest approximation was "long pig".... apparently, we taste like pork.

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3. Blacks taste like "overripe bananas" (I guess you are what you eat!)

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Originally posted by Stockholm:
Meat is so delicious I can't imagine what anyoen would give it up. A day without meat is like a day without sunshine!

Vegetarians always seem to have bad complexions and look pale and wan from depriving their bodies of protein.

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Originally posted by Stockholm:
When I think of vegetarian food I think of these nauseating glurpy casseroles of chick peas and cumin that friends of parents woudl foist on guests back in the 70s. To this day, the smell of cumin turns my stomach.

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Originally posted by Mike Keenan:

Some of us vegetarians here here don't find that very comforting.

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This was in response to my statement that I wouldn't eat my fellow carnivores, such as the noble felines and dogs, and wolves.

I don't eat humans neither. I can't see eating something I'd consider having sexual relations with either.