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Cueball
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posted 15 April 2004 05:25 AM      Profile for Cueball   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Tony really must try harder

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Dear Mr and Mrs Blair,
I have just had to mark Tony's essay, Why We Must Never Abandon This Historic Struggle in Iraq, and I am extremely worried.

Your son has been in the sixth form now for several years, studying world politics, and yet his recent essay shows so little grasp of the subject that I can only conclude he has spent most of that time staring out of the window.



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'topherscompy
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posted 15 April 2004 07:44 AM      Profile for 'topherscompy        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

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aRoused
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posted 15 April 2004 09:41 AM      Profile for aRoused     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey, in the UK 30% isn't a completely terrible mark. In my department it's a 'redeemable fail'. Which sounds bad but a 40% is a low pass?!?

(Back to my soul-destruction..er, marking)


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Willowdale Wizard
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posted 19 April 2004 06:31 AM      Profile for Willowdale Wizard   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
more guardian-provided terry jones satire

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Paul Wolfowitz, the deputy secretary of defence, is also delighted at the beneficial effect that medical intervention has had on the president. "Just imagine how the president might have responded to Ariel Sharon's crazy schemes if we hadn't had the foresight to take out the neural pathways normally connected with perception and understanding," Mr Wolfowitz told a meeting of the Association of Muslim Neurosurgeons For An All-Jewish Israel. "The president is now capable of treating the man responsible for the massacres at Shatila and Sabra as a decent human being, whose advice on how to deal with the problems of Israel is worth not only listening to, but also taking."

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