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alanejackson
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posted 17 December 2007 01:34 PM      Profile for alanejackson   Author's Homepage        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Warm-blooded

Or

Cold-blooded

Psalms 119 The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple.

Previously, menopause has been thought of as signifying the end of a woman's childbearing years. But now new evidence indicates a more defining understanding, leading to its prevention. In this analysis, by disassociating menopause with aging, it's cure becomes obvious.

It is known that a woman will lose her menstrual cycle, her ability to carry a child within her, when her diet becomes deficient. The body of a woman can sense whether or not it has the ability to give birth, to bring the child within her to full-term. Movement in the Earth's magnetic field must occur at a rate that provides for sufficient circulation in the cells, of all warm-blooded animals. As with diet, a lack of movement causes a woman to lose her menstrual cycle because the body senses its inability to provide for the child.

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle

The requirement of movement in the Earth's magnetic field is best explained by a study of the Theory of Magnetrition. Magnetosynthesis occurs in the cells of warm-blooded animals, only when cells reorient magnetically at a sufficient rate. We see this implemented in the required turning of the bird's egg during incubation, and the carrying of the young by many warm-blooded animals. If the offspring does not begin immediately walking around after birth, like the cow and horse, this movement is seen to be provided for. The Theory of Magnetrition points out that menopause and cancer are side effects of osteoporosis, which occurs due to a lack of magnetically driven stirring in the cells of all warm-blooded animals. And also predicts menopause occurring as osteoporosis effects female astronauts who have left the Earth's magnetic field behind while venturing into space. As warm-blooded animals age, magnetosynthesis decreases. A point at which decreased magnetosynthesis is sufficient to prevent child development within the womb, is the onset of menopause.

Swings, Rocking chairs and cradles, have been attempts at artificially insuring sufficient magnetosynthesis within cells. Now, with the advent of electrical devices such as motors and timers, artificially insuring sufficient magnetosynthesis is made more feasible, both in space and on Earth.

The cold-blooded reptile egg does not require turning during its development, yet the bird egg does. When animals moved from living on the ground, to living in the trees, the magnetotactic mitochondria within the cells began stirring the protoplasm to a higher degree due to the movement, the rock-a-bye baby on the tree top effect, causing the cold-blooded metabolism to become warm-blooded. When the warm-blooded animal moves from the trees back down to the ground it must compensate for the atmosphere of the trees by burning incense or smoking, for the height up off the ground of the trees by shoes and furniture, and for the movement of the trees in the Earth's magnetic field with a shifter (reorienting device), in order to maintain the best of health.

State of the Union? … and about suffering caused by treatable disease.
Romans 16:18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

"Lacking the military strength to challenge us directly, the terrorists have chosen the weapon of fear."
"Ultimately, the only way to defeat the terrorists is to defeat their dark vision of hatred and fear by offering the hopeful alternative of political freedom and peaceful change."
"The same is true of Iran, a nation now held hostage by a small clerical elite that is isolating and repressing its people."
"Isolationism would not only tie our hands in fighting enemies, it would keep us from helping our friends in desperate need."
"It is said that prior to the attacks of September 11th, our government failed to connect the dots of the conspiracy."
"This creates uncertainty, which makes it easier to feed people's fears."
"Keeping America competitive requires us to be good stewards of tax dollars."
"We have entered a great ideological conflict we did nothing to invite."

The behavior of corporate America at home and abroad did and does invite ideological conflict. It is the present administration that has chosen the weapon of fear and isolationism, and to sidestep peaceful change.

Alan
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http://www.angelfire.com/nj/alanejackson/index.html


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posted 17 December 2007 01:59 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Okay, even though I deplore the holiday season, I always make these adorable chocolate mice to give to people, or add to their gift.

You will need:

maraschino cherries with the stems on
Hershey's kisses
chunks of chocolate to melt
slivered almonds
small tube of icing/frosting
wax paper or parchment paper

Melt the chocolate in a double boiler, I use a metal bowl over a small pot. Dip the cherries into the chocolate, set on the parchment paper, wait a moment, then pop the unwrapped kiss to the front of the cherry. As the chocolate cools slide two almond slivers in as ears. Draw on eyes with the icing, the decoration kind. You can use those silver balls but I hate to be liable for someone breaking their teeth on a cute chocolate cherry mouse.

I pop them into a muffin cup to avoid getting squooshed and then into the fridge to set.


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posted 17 December 2007 04:09 PM      Profile for remind     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Those are so cute, I am definitely going to make them this year, the kids will love em. Thanks BCG.
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posted 17 December 2007 04:13 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Anything I can do to spread the enjoyment of cute chocolate mice is time well spent. That photo is of mice I made myself, btw. Funny story: as soon as I drew the eyes on them I practically passed out from the cuteness and couldn't stop giggling at them.
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posted 17 December 2007 04:22 PM      Profile for remind     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow, they are yours, even better. I have decided I am going to make them with my granddaughter this weekend, I betcha she will giggle at how cute they are too.

*reminder to self pack icing bag and tips.

Also going to make "pork pies" with her. They are these fantastic little pastries that have absolutely no pork in them. The reason for the name is there must be 1000+ calories in one thimble sized "pie".


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posted 17 December 2007 04:23 PM      Profile for jester        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sure are nice looking mice,bcg. I love those big sugar cookie gingerbread individuals. Gramma baked them for the kidniks and for me too but when the package showed up,the kids always said mine were the broken ones
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posted 17 December 2007 04:28 PM      Profile for remind     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by jester:
I love those big sugar cookie gingerbread individuals. Gramma baked them for the kidniks and for me too but when the package showed up,the kids always said mine were the broken ones

MSpector put a great gingerbread/cookie recipe in the Jesus Bed thread, i just finished coping it amand am going to use to make a gingerbread retangcles for a gingerbread house to decorate with the kids on Christams Eve. I have one of those packages as I did not have a good recipe, but this recipe sounds just correct for the task and for eating it after, which is impossible to do with package houses.


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posted 17 December 2007 04:33 PM      Profile for jester        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah the gingerbread has to remain soft and chewy.
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posted 17 December 2007 04:37 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Thanks for the compliments, folks.

Hey jester, don't derail this thread with talk of gingerbread! M.Spector posted a great recipe over here. that I might have to try.

Okay, this is my second cookie recipe (I don't count my chocolate chip cookie recipe from "The Joy of Cooking" because it's not fancy enough): The Easiest Shortbread Cookies Ever (but likely the most caloric too. Make them small to make up for this.)

I just noticed that the three main ingredients are related exponentially. Or is it logarithmically?

1 cup icing sugar
2 cups butter (softened)
4 cups flour

pinch salt
pinch baking powder

Mix the dry ingredients together, then smoosh in the softened butter with a fork. Be careful, the icing sugar puffs up and all over you. You will probably have to eventually use your hands because once it's mixed you roll the batter into balls and flatten with your palm. They don't spread too much so many can be laid out fairly close together on the ungreased baking sheet. 350 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes. Watch them after the 15 minute mark!! They can go from "almost done" to "burnt" very quickly.

For extra deliciousness, use up the extra melted chocolate that you have from making the mice above, and dip each baked and cooled cookie in chocolate. Oh yeahhhhhh.....

[ 17 December 2007: Message edited by: bigcitygal ]


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posted 17 December 2007 04:41 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest sentences ever written on babble:

quote:
remind: MSpector put a great gingerbread/cookie recipe in the Jesus Bed thread


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posted 17 December 2007 04:44 PM      Profile for M. Spector   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by bigcitygal:
I just noticed that the three main ingredients are related exponentially. Or is it logarithmically?
It's geometrically, actually.

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posted 17 December 2007 05:11 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This really has nothing to do with feminism, and you've already started a magnet therapy thread, alanejackson - if you want to post about your ideas and get feedback on them, then maybe stick to one thread with your posts.

So, do I close this, or let the party thread continue?


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posted 17 December 2007 05:17 PM      Profile for Michelle   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Never mind, I just made an executive decision. I'll bore you all by telling you about how I'm cleaning my house and doing laundry tonight in order to prepare for the Christmas holidays, which I'm spending out of town.

I've finally gotten on top of my dishes. But I didn't do any holiday baking this year! I meant to. I wanted to do up some rum balls. But I kept being short some ingredient or other, and now there isn't time to make them and let the liquor permeate for a couple of weeks before serving.

Oh well.


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posted 17 December 2007 05:29 PM      Profile for Sineed     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I didn't have a double boiler until recently, and have found the microwave ideal for melting chocolate. I just bung the chocolate cubes into a teacup and nuke for about a minute, then check. It's deceptive; they can still look solid, but be totally liquid inside, and fall apart when you touch with a teaspoon.

Another holiday thing: make a chocolate chip cookie recipe, like the one on the package of Chippets or Joy of Cooking, but replace the vanilla with almond extract. Then, as well as the chocolate chips, add 1/2 cup flaked sweetened coconut and 1/2 cup red and green marachino cherries, cut up.

People weep when I make these.


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okay, I'm confused what does cooking have to do with bull*hit article that was the first post

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"okay, I'm confused what does cooking have to do with bull*hit article that was the first post"

They are trying side-step the truth.


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posted 18 December 2007 11:58 AM      Profile for Sineed     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Surely food is the ultimate truth.
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So the pearly gates are really the golden arches?

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun. Amen


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They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I say it's the clearest path to his immortal soul.
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posted 18 December 2007 05:07 PM      Profile for Pride for Red Dolores     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
LOL ! agreed- and laughter is food for the soul
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posted 19 December 2007 06:15 PM      Profile for alanejackson   Author's Homepage        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
To those that try the recipe I shared, good health.
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posted 19 December 2007 06:37 PM      Profile for remind     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by bigcitygal:
maraschino cherries with the stems on

Help where did you find them, a chain perhaps? I can only find stemless ones.

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posted 19 December 2007 07:05 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
remind, I found them at a chain, yes, Dominion. They're called "Tipsy Cherries" and they allegedly have liquor in them but you really can't taste it for all the sugar shock and red dye #5.

If you can't find cherries with stems a less esthetically pleasing option is to poke stemless cherries with a toothpick and dipping them that way, with the toothpick as a handle for eating. They don't look as nice, but if you don't have any other choice, then that will have to do.

I went to 3 stores before I found the ones with stems, and I'm in downtown friggin Toronto.

I made over 60 tonight, 3 jars worth. GodDAMN they're cute!


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Okay, thanks BCG, I should be able to find them under that name at a Superstore on the Island.

I got me all the other ingredients, and they look way too cute, granddaughter will love making them, also am doing some in white chocolate with red eyes for the white rat effect.


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posted 19 December 2007 07:30 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That would look so cool, and maybe a bit creepy, if you do a white kiss with that. How about stripey ones? I've always been conventional with the regular chocolate kisses, but this year I got Dark Chocolate kisses. Yummmm.

Please post pics when you have them!


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quote:
Originally posted by bigcitygal:
That would look so cool, and maybe a bit creepy, if you do a white kiss with that. How about stripey ones? I've always been conventional with the regular chocolate kisses, but this year I got Dark Chocolate kisses. Yummmm.

Please post pics when you have them!


Oh the stripey ones, what a good idea, will grab a bag. The reason for white choc is, I can't do choc choc if I eat cheese in the same 24 hrs, I get a migraine. But I got dark choc for the other cheeseless times. Plus everyone else prefers dark.

K will take a pic of them with my phone, only digital I have.


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posted 29 December 2007 02:01 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A very important chocolate mice update.

So I'm making my chocolate mice, and I remember that a niece of my sweetie is allergic to nuts, but I'm not sure if almonds count, so I decide to be safe I'll make some for her but leave off the ears just in case. The bald mice ended up looking a bit silly, and it turns out she's fine to eat almonds, but they gave me an idea. I've been checking out cuteoverload.com these days and they have a hedgehog page! Who'da thought hedgehogs were so cute?

So my brain starts working...what if I got coconut, toasted it, then instead of ears, sprinkled it on the warm chocolate cherry part, making chocolate cherry hedgehogs?

Ta da!

And a wide shot:

Enjoy!


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Excellent mice and hedgehogs!

When I was a kid, I had a book called, "The Hedgehogs' Christmas". I have been interested in hedgehogs ever since!


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posted 29 December 2007 03:16 PM      Profile for bigcitygal     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Thanks RosaL!

This is for you:


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