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Gavrilo
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posted 16 December 2006 10:03 AM      Profile for Gavrilo        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is anyone surprised?
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HeywoodFloyd
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posted 16 December 2006 10:12 AM      Profile for HeywoodFloyd     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
um. yea.
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N.Beltov
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posted 16 December 2006 10:22 AM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
"This is what free trade's all about," said Schmidt. "It's about the freedom to buy and sell anything—even people."

[Hanniford Schmidt, WTO representative]

quote:
WTO: The initiative will require Western companies doing business in some parts of Africa to own their workers outright. Schmidt recounted how private stewardship has been successfully applied to transport, power, water, traditional knowledge, and even the human genome. The WTO's "full private stewardry" program will extend these successes to (re)privatize humans themselves.

There's a curiously worded disclaimer indicating that ...

quote:
we at the WTO would never, ever wish to suggest that the modern version of the West's free trade with Africa is tantamount to its older form, slavery, or even worse than its other older form, colonialism. That would fly in the face of everything that we stand for.

Whew. What a relief.

Other stories on the WTO site include "Coca-Cola enters the world policy stage with its novel approach to thirst". Uh huh. And their novel approach to union organizers in Colombia is to just kill them all. However, I wasn't able to find a link to their labour policies.


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jrootham
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posted 16 December 2006 10:53 AM      Profile for jrootham     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Um, you know you've been fished don't you?

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oldgoat
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posted 16 December 2006 11:00 AM      Profile for oldgoat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well I thought it was a bit fishy. I went to the WTO site and tried to backtrack to the arcticle, but couldn't find it. Nicely done though.
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N.Beltov
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posted 16 December 2006 11:07 AM      Profile for N.Beltov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
So does that explain all the spam I'm getting?
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Gavrilo
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posted 16 December 2006 11:09 AM      Profile for Gavrilo        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Pretty funny satire, isn't it? I wonder how much legal harassment the site's getting from WTO econofascists.
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unionist
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posted 16 December 2006 11:12 AM      Profile for unionist     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good hoax, by a group called The Yes Men.
I wonder if they do work on commission... Something about Stephen Harper perhaps... No, not necessary, he'll probably be proposing slavery in a genuine announcement soon enough.

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John K
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posted 16 December 2006 01:24 PM      Profile for John K        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This Just In
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oldgoat
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posted 16 December 2006 01:38 PM      Profile for oldgoat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ha....that's pretty good, but the sad part is, that even as a spoof it's pretty much close to the truth.
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