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Topic: labia love - the 2003 international labia blogathon
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Michelle
Moderator
Babbler # 560
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posted 10 April 2003 02:44 PM
Could be, skadie. But I've seen a ton of porn in my lifetime, and it's never even occurred to me to wonder whether my labia or clitoris looks "right", you know? In fact, most of them look pretty similar to me. It would never occur to me to say, "Wow, look at the huge honking labia on THAT woman!"I don't know. Do guys care about labia size, or genital size in general on women? Of course, I've heard talk about "tightness" when it comes to the vagina, so over my lifetime (and since giving birth) I have given thought to that particular issue. But not to what my genitalia LOOKS like. I just find that really odd, and disturbing if it really is a new "trend" in feminine insecurity.
From: I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. | Registered: May 2001
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audra trower williams
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Babbler # 2
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posted 10 April 2003 06:46 PM
Labia (sung to the tune of Layla, by Eric Clapton)
What'll you do when everybody
Is telling you you need a tuck or snip?
You've been listening to all the wrong advice
It's time you learned to love your lips.
Labia, they're awfully fun to tease,
Labia, orchid or fleur de lis,
Labia, a neverending feast of womankind.
We've tried to give you information,
But you've felt your twat has let you down.
Like a fool, you think your frillies are uncool
Let's turn this vulva-hate around. Labia, from umber to deep rose,
Labia, they feel nice on my nose,
Labia, in every shape and size they're so divine. Let's pull this train out of the station
Before I finally go insane.
So today, you give those velvet curtains say
And sing their praises, not complain. Labia, a tasty, fleshy treat,
Labia, so wonderful to eat,
Labia, kneel down and pray before your petaled shrine. Labia, can't play this on guitar, but
Labia, are just perfect as they are
Labia, darlings won't you learn to treat them kind.
From: And I'm a look you in the eye for every bar of the chorus | Registered: Apr 2001
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Flowers By Irene
rabble-rouser
Babbler # 3012
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posted 11 April 2003 02:24 AM
Ed because:A couple of drinks + a couple of joints + a keyboard (seems to)= Anna talking about (not only her own, but also her GF's) labia... Sorry -- if you missed, but now want, the details; well, yer name best be Amy, and ya'd be best living wi'me. [ 12 April 2003: Message edited by: Flowers By Irene ]
From: "To ignore the facts, does not change the facts." -- Andy Rooney | Registered: Aug 2002
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I surely wouldn't. Geez, that's probably the only part of my body that I'm NOT unhappy with, and now I'm supposed to feel insecure about it too? 
.... I have found that every thing on a woman, except for her breasts are supposed to be very very small and hairless... especially our neither regions... (ugh)
