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fern hill
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posted 05 April 2005 12:14 PM
It's easy -- all ya gotta do is say: 'I'm a man-hating vagina warrior'.Membership is open to all. Nominations for officers is open too. I nominate Hinterland and writer for co-presidents.
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James
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posted 05 April 2005 03:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by fern hill: For you, skdadl, I clicked my first google ad. Who knew? Roosevelt and Churchill are Branksome alumnae/i?
That semed a bit "too weird". Actually, it's just saying that both were graduates of the private preparatory boarding school genre. quote: World War II leaders United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt and Prime Minister Winston Churchill of England are graduates of private college preparatory boarding schools: Harrow and Groton...
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alisea
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posted 05 April 2005 03:57 PM
Oh. My. God.I went to Branksome. Oh, and I Am A Man-Hating Vagina Warrior, so sign me up -- though will this invalidate my BWAGA membership? [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: alisea ]
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fern hill
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posted 05 April 2005 04:07 PM
quote: Originally posted by alisea: Oh. My. God.I went to Branksome. Oh, and I Am A Man-Hating Vagina Warrior, so sign me up -- though will this invalidate my BWAGA membership? [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: alisea ]
alisea: you should run for Fundraising Officer, knowing all those Old Girls, as you must. As for BWAGA cross-overs, I have no problem with it. Hey, we don't want this club to be exclusive, do we ?
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writer
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posted 05 April 2005 04:45 PM
I am
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gabong
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posted 05 April 2005 05:33 PM
Funny.I wonder if (elsewhere on this forum) I jokingly called for a woman hating penis club, what the reaction would be? I humbly await my scolding for daring to mention this.
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 05:41 PM
quote: I wonder if (elsewhere on this forum) I jokingly called for a woman hating penis club, what the reaction would be?
Wonder no more. Here is the reaction: 1) You're ruining a good joke. 2) Instead of "wondering" why didn't you start a thread calling for a woman-hating penis club and see what the reaction would be...you know, to satisfy your curious, not-at-all-faux-naif mind. 3) If you generally don't get jokes or wit, be extra careful when you post. ...I'm sure I can think of a few other reactions. [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: Hinterland ]
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gabong
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posted 05 April 2005 05:44 PM
quote: Originally posted by N.Beltov:
It would lose the current cheerful mocking quality, I think. Too many (males) would happily join such a club...in all seriousness. Not funny.
I don't think so. Especially among the more elightened (?) readers of Rabble.
Of course, if this were another sort of web-site (like a Howard Stern fan club, or something like that), I am sure there would be penty of men who would express a wish to join a woman hating club. But, even among the "Howard Stern website", I am quite confident that a lot of lager louts would still have enough sense to recognize that it was going beyond the bounds of acceptable humour. Don't get me wrong. I am not hurt by "man hating club" whether it is just a joke or has a kernal of truth. I am merely contemplating the reaction if the tables were turned.
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gabong
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posted 05 April 2005 05:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by Michelle:
Maybe you should follow the links so you can read what inspired this discussion. Then you won't be so offended.
Michelle, I was not offended. I was merely addressing what seemed to be an acceptable hypocracy. I was awaiting a rational response. If I am wrong, then I am willing to be shown why. Sorry, but I cannot find any link. I read the entire thread and can find no reference to anything outside.
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 06:00 PM
quote: Don't get me wrong. I am not hurt by "man hating club" whether it is just a joke or has a kernal of truth. I am merely contemplating the reaction if the tables were turned.
If you're going full-tilt on the faux-naïf, Gabong, at least spell "hypocrisy" and "kernel" properly. *sigh* [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: Hinterland ]
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ShyViolet
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posted 05 April 2005 06:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by gabong:
Sorry, but I cannot find any link. I read the entire thread and can find no reference to anything outside.
HERE
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 06:42 PM
Well, I would be. Pussy-whipping scares me. What with all those teeth? Kind of like being attacked with a mace!I don't know how you het men handle the pussy, seeing as how it's like a bear-trap for your hoo-ha's. *shudder*
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gabong
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posted 05 April 2005 07:52 PM
quote: Originally posted by Hinterland:
If you're going full-tilt on the faux-naïf, Gabong, at least spell "hypocrisy" and "kernel" properly. *sigh* [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: Hinterland ]
Yes, well, now that the esoteric reference of the original comment has been highlighted for me, I see the humor. However, it should be noted that this is a public forum and not everyone who occasionally reads these threads has also read discussions in other threads. I don’t know why you are suggesting that my inquiries are insincere. I was not aware that the babbler forum was not the right place for genuine scrutiny of political and social opinions. Why don’t you try not being so condescending in your replies? Also, do you really believe that a few spelling errors are evidence of an inferior intelligence. If so, would you object if I pointed out the spelling errors in other opinions expressed her that I do not agree with? (edited for spelling error) [ 05 April 2005: Message edited by: gabong ]
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Bookish Agrarian
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posted 05 April 2005 07:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by gabong:
Also, do you really believe that a few spelling errors are evidence of an inferior intelligence. If so, would you object if I pointed out the spelling errors in other opinions expressed her that I do not agree with?
World's worse speller. My posts are full of errors but this just cracked me up. Checks, no obvious errors, hits...
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 07:58 PM
Gabong, I was reading your last comment with serious attention until I got to this... quote: Why don’t you try not being so condescending in your replies?
*snick*...Gabong...I'm...Hinterland...Condescention is all I do. Sheesh.
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Anchoress
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posted 05 April 2005 08:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by gabong:
Excuse me for not belonging to the Babbler social club and thus knowing all the on-going jokes.
gabong, your funny handle combined with your obstinate refusal to recognise the obvious makes you a target for teasing; feel free to: 1. take offence. 2. laugh along with us. 3. flounce. 4. pretend to go along while ridiculing us behind our backs. 5. respond in kind. I'm sure you can find some funny way to combine my screen name with my on-line personality and make a joke of it.
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gabong
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posted 05 April 2005 08:54 PM
Okay. I think I have been sufficiently chastened. Please return to the delightful and witty repartee about vaginas. I’ll go and ask questions about other things elsewhere.
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 09:26 PM
The last time I was in Saskatchewan, when I was helping my best friend move, my Rent-a-Wreck broke down and no one helped in the capital city of that esteemed province. I had to picket the provincial legislature! That's when I became a (wait for it)...Van-hating Regina Warrior!
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 09:50 PM
Huh? Women from from Virginia or women from Regina?...Or men from Phallus, a small isle off Lesbos?What is this thread about, anyway? *snick*
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alisea
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posted 05 April 2005 09:53 PM
Now, now, Boom Boom, there's a difference between hating men and liking ah, individuals. Some of my best friends are men But why, oh why, is the Branksome ad still there? Truly bizarre. Somewhere, on someone's blog, there's got to be a "Branksome Hall education" = man-hating feminist statement. Mind you, one of Rabble's favourite women columnists is a Branksome grad as well, and she's certainly been put through the anti-feminist, anti-leftist wringer. It possibly stems from an attack on her.
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Hinterland
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posted 05 April 2005 11:02 PM
I never got by the "muddy trench" in the vaginal imagery.What?
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aRoused
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posted 06 April 2005 06:37 AM
Dammit people, don't make me laugh, I'm sore from cricket practice!I'd like to be a man-hating vagina warrior, but I think really I'm more of a warrior-hating vagina man*. The BWAGA membership cheque is in the mail. *Oh great, now some right-wing blogger is going to call me a 'pussy'.
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obscurantist
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posted 07 October 2005 03:31 AM
Personally, I thought aRoused had the last word on this subject: quote: Originally posted by aRoused: I'd like to be a man-hating vagina warrior, but I think really I'm more of a warrior-hating vagina man.
Same here. By the way, has that been nominated to the Babble Quote Hall of Fame yet? It should be. In fact, I'll do that now. [ 07 October 2005: Message edited by: obscurantist ]
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Yst
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posted 07 October 2005 03:26 PM
quote: Originally posted by aRoused: I'd like to be a man-hating vagina warrior, but I think really I'm more of a warrior-hating vagina man.
quote: Originally posted by obscurantist: Personally, I thought aRoused had the last word on this subject:Same here.
Agreed. I am a Warrior-Hating Vagina Man. Incidentally, I move that the Warrior-Hating Vagina Men be incorporated as a Gentlemen's Auxilliary to the Man-Hating Vagina Warriors, assuming responsibility for the serving of tea and crumpets, for the fluffing of pillows and otherwise for the provision of interior decoration services at Man-Hating Vagina Warrior mobilisation meetings. [ 07 October 2005: Message edited by: Yst ]
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Yst
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posted 09 October 2005 08:25 AM
quote: Originally posted by Rumrumrumrum: When will morons like MOST of you are realize that hatred is NEVER funny.
Careful. You'll hurt our feelings. And hurting people's feelings is NEVER acceptable.
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'lance
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posted 14 October 2005 06:33 PM
quote: Ah, so you think "women worriors" don't really exist? Just a bunch of talk, huh? Oh no my friend. They are very very real, and you should be very very warried.
Ah, obscurantist? Yer workin' my corner, there. At the very least, brother, do you happen to have your union card (cough*cough*scroll down*cough*cough) on you? [ 14 October 2005: Message edited by: 'lance ]
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arborman
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posted 14 October 2005 06:46 PM
quote: Originally posted by mcmko: This is nonesense I am not scard of the woman worriors. There is no way they could scare me either.
must...not...reply GAH! I bet they could, you little sissypants. Best call your mommy - unless she's one of them. Uhoh. There, I said it.
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chubbybear
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posted 14 October 2005 08:31 PM
In pre-contact societies, female warriers were fairly common. Even in post-colonial times, Aboriginal women have carried on this tradition by joining armed forces since WWII. My mother and aunt joined up in WWII. And I know some famale students of Cree martial arts at the Native Centre who have excellent aim with a throwing tomahawk. Oh, and I wanna be a maintaining Regina furrier too.[ 14 October 2005: Message edited by: chubbybear ]
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brebis noire
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posted 14 October 2005 08:51 PM
well, 'lance, part of the worrying is about the fact that we're just not devouring the right ones. The tasty ones, the really sweet ones, they're quite delicious, but we worry about the wasted seed, so there y'are. The really stinky ones, the tough ones, the ones who can't spell, well, we just can't get close enough, y'know?
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ShyViolet
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posted 14 October 2005 10:33 PM
quote: Originally posted by mcmko: I always see this kunf fu boxing and what ever else fighting woman but I dought they can event do anything.
kunf fu? dought? event do? i doubt that you can spell or even write a coherent sentence. and that "warries" me...
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gunnar gunnarson
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posted 14 October 2005 10:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by paxamillion: I'm Spartacus!!(oh. sorry. wrong thread.)
I'm Spasticus! I'm Spasticus! I'm Spasticus Autisticus! (Ian Dury RIP)
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'lance
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posted 15 October 2005 03:49 PM
... you see what I mean?Ah, where are the trolls of yesteryear? Ou sont les trolls d'antan? Whither goest they? And other melancholy October thoughts.
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Hinterland
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posted 15 October 2005 04:55 PM
quote: And I pronounced it right too, skdadl. Not like "wither."
H'what? Can h'wither be pronounced in different h'ways?
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fern hill
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posted 15 October 2005 05:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by skdadl: They're sending us third-rate trolls these days -- either that or trainees.
Trainee trolls, I love it. On job placement from Troll College. Hmmm, in lieu of recipes, maybe we could work on the syllabus for Trolling 101 etc?
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brebis noire
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posted 15 October 2005 05:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by 'lance:
Ah, where are the trolls of yesteryear? Ou sont les trolls d'antan? Whither goest they? And other melancholy October thoughts.
I prefer "wither are the trolls of your" - it kinda fits. Melancholy is right. This is such a sad weather day.
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