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Sam Brown, a student at Balliol College, was arrested and detained after he "verbally abused a police horse." Released the next day with a fine of £80, Brown was fined for "causing harassment, harm or distress," after repeatedly saying that an officer's horse was gay.

A drunken Brown and his friends had encountered two mounted policeman and Brown asked, "How do you feel about your horse being gay?” The cop said his horse clearly wasn't gay - and after repeated comments Brown's offer of an apology to the horse was rejected and he was handcuffed and taken by the officers to the police station.

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I feel sorry for the girl horse though... nothing worse than being labelled a fag nag.

[ 06 June 2005: Message edited by: Anchoress ]

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Originally posted by Anchoress:
I feel sorry for the girl horse though... nothing worse than being labelled a fag nag.

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"I'm here to tell the world that I'm not gay... I'm... (sob)... impotent! Why else would I wear a pin on my saddle rug that says, 'Geldings for Equine Marriage'?"

When asked about his other pin, 'It's the Charter, Jackass', Jo-Jo had no comment.

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[ 06 June 2005: Message edited by: Albireo ]

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Originally posted by RealityBites:
How many years have you been patiently waiting for there to be a news story about gay horses so you could use that?

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Originally posted by Anchoress:
When asked about his other pin, 'It's the Charter, Jackass', Jo-Jo had no comment.

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[ 06 June 2005: Message edited by: Rufus Polson ]